Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shaving


Dear Quatty,

Last weekend I wanted to wear a dress but I needed to shave my legs. I was gonna wear boots so I figured I only needed to shave the top part. I changed my mind about the outfit and decided to try leggings and sandals instead, so I shaved the part that stuck out from the leggings. I ended up not wearing that either so now I have a ring of hair left. Next time I should just shave the whole thing like normal people do.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Kinda Sick


Dear Quatty,

I'm not feeling so good. Every time I tried to drink water today I missed my mouth. I spilled it in my purse, on my pants, all down my jacket and on the floor. All separate times. It was pretty ridiculous.
Hope your Monday was better than mine.

-Skippy

Friday, March 27, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What's in my purse today?

Hi Quatty,

I had a pitch this morning at 8:00 so i'm pretty tired.
While I was waiting for the notes I went through my purse. This is what I found:

1. Coin Purse - Contains 4 quarters exactly
2. Wallet - Contains a $5 bill and 52 cents in change, various cards
3. 1 ball point pen and 1 felt tip pen. One for drawing, one for writing checks
4. A spotty banana
5. Sunglasses
6. Pair of easter socks with chickens on them. ( I forgot to draw the faces on them)
7. Lip balm - pumpkin flavor
8. Check book. The next check has Cinderella on it
9. A sample pack of "living green liquid gels"
10. A handsomely framed picture (You know what this is Quatty)
11. New headphones. haven't used them yet
12. An orange from grandma's tree. Looks more like a lemon to me.
13. Mirror. Today at lunch I got some rice stuck in my bangs. This would have been useful
14. My telly

And that is all :)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A Cake for Sunday


Last Sunday I decided that I needed cake to celebrate that it was Sunday. I went to the store and picked out this funny thing. It was an ok cake.
I got red on everything.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Snow Globe


Dear Quatty,
This weekend I picked up Grandma's new dog Nikki from the shelter.
The dog was in the back seat with her and Adam was riding in the front. (He's allergic)
The dog's breath smelled like rotten broccoli so I had to put the window down. As soon as I did, it was like being inside a filthy snow globe with dog hair swirling all over the place.

Aside from the shedding, the dog was pretty well behaved.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Faces & Candy

Dear Quatty,
Here's another thing I submitted to the caricature show. It was something that happened at a meeting.


Also, I discovered something wonderful today. It's a Canadian candy bar called Bueno, made by Kinder. It's the thinnest wafer pocket stuffed with really fluffy hazelnut cream. So light it feels like you almost didn't eat it at all. Incredible. I almost wish I didn't know about it because then I wouldn't miss it. Lucky Canada.

Happy weekend!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Quatty needs to look Pefreshonal

Quatty can't find anything suitable in my closet for her interview.


Guess you'll have to go shopping.
Good luck!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


The link is right over there :)

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

St. Patty's

Dear Quatty,

Hope you're wearing green. I am.
If you can find the four leaf clover in my shamrock garden, it's your lucky day!

Monday, March 16, 2009



Hi Quatty,

Here's one of the caricatures I submitted for the show. It's Paul Briggs as Piglet.
I had some bad stuff for lunch today and I don't feel good.

-skippy

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dream shopping



Dear Quatty,
last night I had a dream that I walked really far from my house and wound up in Portland, where I found a really good clothing store. (it was dream walking so it wasn't that bad)

I found strange ruffled old timey shoes, a thin knitted poncho with a fox on it and a long blue cardigan. Everything was expensive but I was gonna buy it anyway. I was pretty disappointed when I woke up because the things I was gonna buy didn't exist. Not yet anyway. :)

Huppy weekend!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Black rag


Dear Quatty,
I don't know if the guy was being sarcastic, but that's how I took it.
I was just trying to help.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bars


Not my thing

See you tonight Quatty :)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dumb Comic #2


I always get caught in situations that make me look bad. This one has happened to me several times.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Blushstache



Dear Quatty,
Hope you had a good weekend.
Last week after running somewhere I made an unfortunate discovery. I looked in the mirror and saw that my whole face had turned pink except for the space on my upper lip. It looked like I had a white mustache. Why would my face do something so dumb? Does that mean every time I've ever become flushed I've had a negative space mustache?

This is unfortunate

Bonus:
Since I didn't specify, I guess you're right. The cat could be all butts. Poor kitty....Pitty

Friday, March 6, 2009

Request #4

Heads or Tails?

Lissa has asked me which one I would choose:



Happy weekend Quatty.
Your request will be answered next week.

-Scoopy

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Request #3

What would I do with an invisible mummy?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Request #2


Dear Mammy,
If I were stuck on a tropical Island and allowed only three items, this is what I would choose:

1. A very good, sharp knife
2. A large brand new lighter
3. A survival book for a tropical region

Why these? I guess most people answer with movies and books and such. But what good is a book if you're gonna die before you can finish reading it? A dvd is also no good because that requires a player and electricity. All that. So I would choose items that would help me survive.

If I've learned anything from Survivorman, it's that you can't do anything without a good knife.
I would use it to cut branches for my shelter, make tools, pry open shells, open coconuts, fillet my fish. .... All kinds of stuff.

Fire is also a necessity for survival. So I choose a lighter. Easier than trying to use twigs or light matches. It will run out eventually, but if I plan correctly, I can make it last a long time.

And finally, the survival book. You can't last on fish and coconuts for long. Your body will start to cannibalize itself. Something I learned from a Lost featurette. So I figure this will tell me what's edible, poisonous and other useful stuff.

There you have it.
-scoopy

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Request # 1

Dear Quatty,
For you I will post another comic about me, since you like to see me embarrass myself. That won't be hard. I do it every day.
But first I'll post a response to pappy's question:

Why are peas round?

The part about peas is near the middle, but the whole thing is good.

Look Around You

PS,
Today I remembered to turn my headphones down after a presentation :)

Monday, March 2, 2009

Mysterious figure

The other day I saw a news clip about someone who saw Jesus in their cat's fur. I checked out dilly, but she's got nothing.
When I opened my eyes this morning I saw a strange figure in front of me. It took a moment before I realized it was the corner of a plastic bag on my bookshelf.

Who could this be?