... is.. .. is the problem with the two butts that .. one end would have to eat with their butt? .. Versus one end of a two headed cat having to spit out poop? Dude, Scoopy, a two butted cat would be so cute:http://buenothebear.com/chosen.jpg
Haha! I was just going to post that both of them would probably die because one could keep eating until its stomach exploded and the either couldn't eat anything, but Pen has explained it for me.
I think the problem would be that either way it has to eat to live. At least the 2 headed cat can feed itself, even though it has to use one end to poop it out of. The 2 butted cat is gonna need to be fed. (yuck) And then it's gonna poop out both ends. I like your cat Pen, but it still has a head.
but.. it says "cat with two butts" that could mean it has three heads and two butts.Or a "cat with two heads" could be two heads and seven butts: http://buenothebear.com/7butts.jpg
I guess I didn't make it clear. So you win.