Yesterday I was excited because I signed up for a massage. It was supposed to be a 30 minute chair massage, but didn't end up that way. I was greeted by an asian lady who looked like a roller derby girl. She had on a bright tide shirt and short shorts. I guess that's what makes her comfortable.
Turns out "crunchy" means the little bits of lactic acid built up in my muscles. Later I realized that you're supposed to tip your masseuse. I felt pretty bad and started to stress out, probably undoing the benefits of the massage. This morning I woke up with really sore shoulders.
3 weeks ago