Target

Dear Quatty,

Last night I went to Target to see if I could find plant food for my orchids. I was all hot and sweaty wearing my thick jacket and sweatpants. I had a baggy shirt sticking out and my face was all pink. I looked like a homeless person who wandered into the store. I found a bottle of miracle grow that was on sale and tucked it under my arm with some cotton balls and an air freshener. The Miracle grow was pretty heavy. I was trying to look at a bright green trench coat with all that stuff in my hands. I tried it on but didn't get it.