At an Asian market I picked up the largest avocado I have ever seen. I think it's a Florida variety. Not as tasty as a smaller one, but it has lasted for days! I think it must be the equivalent of 8 regular avocados. Ridiculous.
The other day I was leaving the rest room in a hurry and smacked right into a girl around the corner. I had so much force going that I took an additional 2 steps even after we collided. What can you say after that? I said, " Sorry, I couldn't stop" It was true, but it didn't make it any less embarrassing.