Why does someone always walk by at the worst possible moment?

Dear Quatty,

Today I was drizzling honey onto some almonds I was eating at my desk. later I noticed I had spilled some on my shirt. I didn't have a napkin on hand so I tried to lick it off. Just as I had my shirt clutched in my hands with my tongue sticking out someone walked by. It was too awkward for them to ask, so they just kept walking.

Too much information

Dear Quatty,

I think I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
The other day I found out I had my underwear on inside out.

Today I found that I was wearing them with my leg through the wrong hole. I knew something was funny.

Gotta be more careful

Scribbly dog comic

Dear Quatty,

You know the ugly window sill the land lady shoved against the house to try and keep the dog out? Well it's not working. The other day I found a pile of poop right in the middle of the dirt patch where the lady stole my tree.




I called mammy and she said to cut up peppers and sprinkle it on the spot. That would keep the dog away.

I sprinkled those peppers all over the place and went for a drive with Muto. I forgot to wash my hands after cutting the pepper and wiped my eye.

Mutie ran out of the car like a hero and bought me a bottle of water. I held it up to my flaming eyeball. I also splashed the water over my eyes and was thankful I hadn't applied any mascara that day.

This morning there was no poop on the lawn, but a pile right outside the fence. Either the dog was lazy today or the peppers worked. Results are inconclusive.

Pappy's day

Have a good weekend!

Dedication

Graduation

Congratulations Quatty.

Dentist ...almost

( Don't worry, I know when to go now)

Package

The other day I came back to my desk and found a package waiting for me on my chair. I hadn't ordered anything so it was a mystery.


It was a delightful box of Bueno bars from a very generous Canadian named Randeep. Thanks Randeep! .... Thandeep. As soon as I got the box open I ate about 5. Whoops.

Then I freaked out from the sugar.

Then I ate some more.

Good thing they are not sold here.