Monday, August 31, 2009

Smoky Burbank

There's so much smoke in the air from the fires, it hurts to breathe. I'll just have to make it through the morning with my water and basket of figs

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Yesterday I was excited because I signed up for a massage. It was supposed to be a 30 minute chair massage, but didn't end up that way. I was greeted by an asian lady who looked like a roller derby girl. She had on a bright tide shirt and short shorts. I guess that's what makes her comfortable.

Turns out "crunchy" means the little bits of lactic acid built up in my muscles. Later I realized that you're supposed to tip your masseuse. I felt pretty bad and started to stress out, probably undoing the benefits of the massage. This morning I woke up with really sore shoulders.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Bad Dream

Last night I had a dream that I was stuck in a horror movie with kidnappers trying to abduct me from a hotel room. I couldn't wake up in the morning because I needed to find a better hiding place in the dream.

Pretty dumb reason to be late for work.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009


In a meeting the other day I was sitting next to one of the directors and my ring flew under his seat. Nobody seemed to notice, so I spent the whole time glancing under his seat trying to think of ways to discretely get it back.

After he got up I
quickly snatched it from the floor. This time I was lucky.
P.S. I had to break up this image into 2 pieces because the first time it was too small to read!